Bio: I went to high school and college around Denver. After I dropped out of college, because I was bored and it was expensive, I kicked around a bit and worked a long string of crappy jobs. I worked at a coffee shop, a supermarket, as a security guard, a clown in a haunted house, dug ditches at a garden center, a cowboy waiter, a drape salesman, sportswriter for a tiny paper, and I worked at a movie theater for one day. All of those jobs sucked and I wasn't getting anywhere, so I decided to try radio. I got in the door doing odd jobs (which I still do), and eventually convinced the higher ups at KBPI to give me a shot on the air. So far it's been awesome and I'm having a great time.
** I realized after writing this that 90% of jocks have some dumbass bio about how they were "raised by wolves". So I wrote one of those too:
Lame-ass DJ type fake Bio: Found eating the still beating heart of an elk that he killed with his bare hands in a northern Louisiana bayou, Dan was a silent and moody lad. He was estimated to be around five years old at the time of his discovery, but seemed to have no recollection of ever encountering another human being. He did not speak until around the age of 18, when he saw a farmer's daughter of approximately the same age and commented on the shapely nature of her buttocks. Since then he has refused to be silent, turning even the most inane of subjects into long diatribes containing an absence of reason. The higher-ups of radio station KBPI in Denver noticed this seemingly unending supply of chatter when they found Dan living in a dumpster behind a strip club, and decided to capitalize on it by hiring him. While Dan still seems incapable of normal human behavior, he attempts to mimic it from 8-10pm M-F and on the weekends
Dimitri The Stud
Saturday 07-05-2008 2:51pm MT
I like listening to this because it makes me feel better about my skills with the ladies. Also, it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. So take a listen to Dimitri the Stud, and let the romance begin.
HULKAMANIA IS RUNNIN' WILD AND CREEPY
Thursday 06-12-2008 5:03pm MT
Normally I don't care at all with the "celebrity" gossip, but this is one of the creepiest things I've ever seen. Hulk Hogan and his daughter!
Who looks exactly like his girlfriend. Seriously, one of these is Hulk and his girlfrend and the other is Hulk and his daughter. I can't figure out which is which.
"Waking The Demon" by Bullet For My Valentine, Playlist it or Blacklist it?
Thursday 06-12-2008 9:02pm MT
Every Monday night at 9, we'll have a brand new song for you to decide if it should go on our Playlist, or go on the Blacklist never to be heard again. It's a way you can make a difference in the music you hear on KBPI.
This week's song is "Waking The Demon" by Bullet For My Valentine Click Here
Results every Thursday at 9.
SHATNER'S BIZARRE ROCKETMAN
Thursday 06-05-2008 10:10pm MT
Classic weird video. About 3 minutes into this video I start to feel high just watching it, so I can only imagine that whoever came up with this idea must've dropped a 55 gallon drum of acid.
MOST UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY VIDEO EVER?
Thursday 05-29-2008 8:25pm MT
Horrible song, horrible concept AND horribly executed... strike three.
B Lo made me put this video here, he says it's even worse than the one above.
Canadian Kid Who's Saving the Environment
Monday 05-26-2008 1:11pm MT
I talked about this on the air. A 16 year old Canadian kid who's science fair project may save the environment, by making plastic bags biodegrade in three months instead of thousands of years. It's a good story, but I can't help but feel that this kid is showing me up. I'm in my mid twenties, and I have never made a single environmental breakthrough.
I got several emails from people who think I'm lying in my bio. To prove that I did work the crappy jobs that I listed, here's a bunch of uniforms that I still have. My only regret is that I couldn't find my "Great Indoors - Burbank" polo shirt, but I did find the name tag from when I was a drape salesman. The cowboy hat and weird shirt are from when I was a cowboy waiter. You'll also notice those are security uniforms from two different companies. Wait, maybe that's something I shouldn't be telling...
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